I’ve never looked to see how many posts I’ve written, but I think 433 is pretty impressive. Especially for a Creative Writing Dropout.
We had planned to go over to W. Lebanon, NH today to pick up some 10x, and a few other supplies at the BJ’s there, but it’s snowing, and we have no idea what the weather is like outside of the “snow belt”. So we’re not going to venture out in the Mini until the snow clears here. Or, we could just check the weather, but checking the weather is for wimps.
Yet another snafu, either my camera has finally crapped out, or I need new batteries, cause I can’t get the sucker to turn on. And I’m not getting out of bed to go get fresh batteries. Which is too bad because I made a nice coconut almond Birthday cake for a customer yesterday. It looked pretty and festive, if I do say so myself. She got the last of the Parisian candied almonds.
So here’s the deal, I have some photos that are already on the laptop in iphoto that I’d like to discuss. I’ll be writing a series of posts featuring photos from the past.
Let’s talk about this new piece of equipment that we’re about to purchase. The KopyKake projector. (photos from the past to follow, don’t worry)

Here I am looking at some of the most amazing and uniform cookie designs on the internet, thinking Holy Crap, I’m a hack. When all along people are projecting images onto cookies and tracing them. Hell, I can do that too!! So, I’m getting one. Thanks for the tips Bea. Dave did something with your email, and I don’t have it to reply, so I’m replying here. Getting the extension tube, and extra bulbs along with the projector. We’re ordering it next week. So if anyone has any complex cookie ideas, bring it on!!
Just think, how great my cookies will be!! Let’s look at some of the complex cookies I’ve done free hand, WITHOUT the aid of a projector, shall we:

Meno and friends. Did you all THINK I used some type of tracing technique for these? Well, then you’d be wrong. All I used was a picture, my hands and my eyes. And yep they were a big pain in the butt and very time consuming, but how cute?

I made these for April B and didn’t use any type of tracing, projecting or pin prick technique (btw, does anyone know what the pin prick technique is, because I don’t and a cookie artist that I love said she used it, but I didn’t want to ask)

See, all I had was a picture.

Another highly detailed, make one wrong move and the whole cookie is ruined, design. All done by hand, all by myself…..

The Tiffany gift box with the Tiffany font. You have no idea how many of these I tossed because I screwed up the letters. And that goes for all of the above cookies. It may look easy, but when I ice the first 10, sometimes 20 of these kinds of cookies, there are a lot of heavy sighs, swears, and cookies thrown in the trash.
Oh, I know you think that’s wasteful, and it is, but I can’t bear to look at the F-ups. It makes me even more frustrated and pissed off. So in the garbage they go.
We can’t have a cranky cookie designer now can we?
Ok, ready for some more??

Hello Dr. Fox! I only had to copy this from my sketch. It helps to draw the image before you actually ice it. It gives you an idea of where the curves, angles and lines should be.

No tracing here. I’m starting to feel really good about my skills right about now.

I did this one almost 3 years ago! Omer is the Odyssey of the Mind mascot. Our friend M has some UBER smart nieces who did really well in the OOTM competition the year they had Omer cookies. I don’t even know what the competition is, but we need more brainy kids in this world, so I’m all for the Odyssey of the Mind.

Finally, the Sponge who apparently says “stupid” too much. Since when did stupid become the “S” word? Here I am thinking Sponge Bob is yelling out shit and it turns out he says stupid.
Whatever.
Ok, so I hope you enjoyed this trip down memory lane that served as a vehicle to make me feel damned great about my cookie icing abilities.
Now, just wait ’til I get that projector thingy……….
I’m thinking my days of heavy sighs, swears, and tossing cookies are over.
(get it tossing cookies??)